Funny Dialogues

I'm a shy person and I rarely talk with strangers. But once we've become close friend, I can talk quite a lot actually. Hehe!

Gonna share some of my dialogues with my darling, coursemates and roomate tonight.

1. Dog and Cat

When I'm at hometown, I used to go pasar malam which infront of my house with darling every Wednesday night. He used to come to my house with motorbike on Wednesday night. 

A Wednesday night, we went pasar malam dabao foods and leaved to his house as usual. We didn't wear helmet and the speed of our bike was slow.

On the way to his house, a dog was barking and a cat was meowing.

Me: Sum, are they communicating? Actually they know each other's language or not?

Sum: May be lor.

Me: They're like human la? Like Indian people can learn Chinese and we also can learn Indian la?

Sum: Ya gua.

Me: Hahahaha! 

I was syiok sendiri all the way. LOL

2. Hairs

This semester, one of my coursemate was changed a new hairstyle. Her hair from black straight long hair changed to brown medium curvy hair.

One day, the girl (Kathy), two others coursemates (Kah Yin and Xian Ti) and I were rushing for our individual assignment at library.

Me: Ei Kathy, your hair really looks like my dog Bosco's hair la. Same colour and also curvy pun.

Kathy: Enough liao! It's not your first time saying!

Me: Haha! Really mah. I even showed you his picture to proof wad.

Kathy: Then ar, you're Bosan lor since your dog is Bosco!

Four of us: Hahahaha!

I called Bosan since that day. LOL

3. Dried Anchovies (Ikan Bilis)

One day, my roomate and I went supermarket to buy cooking food materials. 

Me: Ei Tze Ling, you see! Dried anchovies leh. I want buy it.

Tze Ling: Buy for what?

Me: Cook soup la. Egg with dried anchovies soup.

Tze Ling: Got this soup meh? 

Me: Got lah. My grandmum used to cook for me. You never try before meh?

Tze Ling: Never lor. I thought is your innovated dish again.

Me: Hahahaha! 

Can't blame her because I love to innovate new dishes. Actually I just mixed and matched all the dishes but fortunately all were delicious. LOL

Show you guys my dishes next time! =D